That All You Got?

I've been sneezed on,

coughed upon,

upchuck,

throw-up,

regurgitated,
nauseated,

fever's hot,

germs caught, 

slobber, drool,
so uncool,

 dirty fingers,
things in hair,

floating microbes
everywhere,

runny noses,

just like hoses,

queasy, green-

unforeseen,

blood and gore

nasty sore,

poop and pee-

yes-sir-eee,

mucous, snot

what else you got?

You can't scare me,

lest you recall...

I'm a teacher -

I've seen it all!

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