If you think controlled chaos is a reality,
and not just an oxymoron...
you must be a teacher.
If you can't enjoy the upcoming full moon forecast,
and not just an oxymoron...
you must be a teacher.
If you can't enjoy the upcoming full moon forecast,
because you know EXACTLY what that means,
you must be a teacher.
If you can go to the restroom and back, including hand-washing,
If you can go to the restroom and back, including hand-washing,
at the speed of lightning...
you must be a teacher.
If you can attentively listen to many noises and voices at the same time
and think that's normal...
you must be a teacher.
If you receive a Valentine box of chocolates with a few bites missing,
and you eat the un-bitten ones anyway...
you must be a teacher.
If you tell people that being exposed to germs on a daily basis
can actually help your immune system...
you must be a teacher.
If you find it almost impossible not to correct
a perfect stranger's unruly children...
you must be a teacher.
If you jump up and down, saying "Thank you, God"
upon hearing the news that it's a snow day...
you must be a teacher.
If you find it almost impossible not to correct
a perfect stranger's unruly children...
you must be a teacher.
If you jump up and down, saying "Thank you, God"
upon hearing the news that it's a snow day...
you must be a teacher.
If you ask your husband to please use his inside voice
when he gets a little irritated...
you must be a teacher.
If you can't bear to throw away egg cartons, toilet paper rolls,
empty coffee cans and butter bowls...
you must be a teacher.
If you can cram down your lunch, check your mailbox,
use the restroom, make a phone call or two -
all in twenty-five minutes...
you must be a teacher.
If you know that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
you must be a teacher.
If you know it's possible to learn to love
someone who you thought would be the death of you yet...
you must be a teacher.
If you've realized there are now hundreds of
names you'll never be able to name your own child...
you must be a teacher.
If your tweens felt robbed because they had to spend every
summer break at home with their mom...
you must be a teacher.
If your friends laugh because you still use the word "naughty" ...
you must be a teacher.
If your friends laugh because you still use the word "naughty" ...
you must be a teacher.
And if you totally get all of the above,
and you're still doing it anyway...
you MUST be a teacher!
(Sigh...... smile.)
©2011tbowenblog
©2011tbowenblog
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