Skinny Jeans Vs. Skinny Genes

Fossil jeans from Yahoo!Shopping

Skinny jeans...

now who do you suppose invented these?

Someone who wished they were skinny and could wear them...doubt it.

Someone who enjoyed looking at other people

wearing them...I think not.

Someone who wanted all the skinny people

of the world to unite in common pomposity...

(again, I turned to a thesaurus for this perfect word,)

highly probable!!

Please don't get me wrong -
I generally don't hold it against

those of you who can wear them. 

But seriously...

numero uno - you don't have to let everyone know that you're wearing them,

number two...they could have just as easily been called 

"Leave Nothing to the Imagination" jeans,

and 

number three...most likely, as you get older,
every time you have to buy a new size up, you'll
call the last pair your "skinny" jeans.
It's called Karma....(smile.) 


I mean, you don't see us going around announcing our

"Pleasantly Plump" pants  or our "Too Tight to Zip" trousers!!

I'd like to think people could use a  little sensitivity in the naming of garments...

like

"I'm a Big Girl Now" clothes, or

"I Could Wear a Smaller Size, But This Was on Clearance" wear,

or maybe even an

"At Least People Won't Wonder if I'm Not Eating Enough"

 collection.

Let me just say , if I ever design

and market clothing, I'm not going to leave the majority out!  

That's a promise!

Now ...back to work on my new idea

 for work-out wear called.

"If You Can Wear That, You Don't Need to Exercise!"

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